Jake buddy you’ve gotten a bit fat haven’t you? I heard you quit the swim team but I can see that’s true just by looking at you (poke poke) How much have you stacked on bro? What? 25 pounds, you’re getting huge man. Look at that gut you’re getting (slaps) its rolling over your jeans there. We need to go shopping cause these clothes look ridiculous man, you are rolling over these pants and your gut is pushing though that top. Can not believe how soft and flabby you’ve let yourself get, you were an athlete man, you had abs and now look at you, you jiggle when you walk and get out of breath running up a few stairs. And when you are out breath that gut sticks out like anything. I’ve noticed you sucking in the gut whenever talking to anyone haha, bit self conscious jakey??